Happily Ever... Fuck That

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Ever thought you were going to grow old with someone and then boom, they’re gone? The inner fuckwit is exposed, the midlife crisis hits, the grass was greener, or the other pussy seemed sweeter.

Sucks doesn’t it? Rips your entire being open. You cry so many tears that you’re too dehydrated to piss for a week. Money, happiness, security, family – all gone, just like that. What the hell just happened?

I feel like I’ve spent half my life talking to divorced women. They would tell me their stories while I cut their hair, and then later they would share their experiences on my blog. One day I became a divorced woman myself, and the one thing we all had in common? After the biggest storm in our lives came the sweetest sunshine.

Happily Ever… Fuck That is a guide that will help you through your significant separation, the lowest of the lows and the eventual highs.

Paige Turner is a fictional story woven throughout the book. I used fiction to tell a true story, inspired by the hundreds of stories that have been shared with me. Paige’s voice came through me – she is everything we don’t talk about. Stories that often can’t be told to protect children, which unfortunately also protects the cockheads who cause us all that pain.

Separated women are often crucified and burnt, sadly something that isn’t new to women. But shock, horror motherfuckers – we rise and become the flames of that very fire. Sometimes you just have to rebuild yourself from the ground up to find out who you really are – and that is where the magic happens.

You are going to be okay.

Con

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13/02/2024
Cherie SVG verified by SHOP

It was a great read

SS
26/12/2023
Sharon S.
Australia Australia

Happily ever **** that

Half way thru reading this but love it so far

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09/12/2023
Sandra SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Bought it for my daughter asshe is going through a tough breakup atm.

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09/12/2023
C SVG verified by SHOP
Australia Australia

Awesome read

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10/12/2022
Marianne H.
Australia Australia

I want all my women friends to have a copy!

This is a "how to" book for women of all ages and stages! I love it. SO raw and honest, no punches pulled. The best book I've read for a very long time. Well done Constance, you are my hero for writing this. So needed for such a long time. Maz xx

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