Happily Ever... Fuck That

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Ever thought you were going to grow old with someone and then boom, they’re gone? The inner fuckwit is exposed, the midlife crisis hits, the grass was greener, or the other pussy seemed sweeter.

Sucks doesn’t it? Rips your entire being open. You cry so many tears that you’re too dehydrated to piss for a week. Money, happiness, security, family – all gone, just like that. What the hell just happened?

I feel like I’ve spent half my life talking to divorced women. They would tell me their stories while I cut their hair, and then later they would share their experiences on my blog. One day I became a divorced woman myself, and the one thing we all had in common? After the biggest storm in our lives came the sweetest sunshine.

Happily Ever… Fuck That is a guide that will help you through your significant separation, the lowest of the lows and the eventual highs.

Paige Turner is a fictional story woven throughout the book. I used fiction to tell a true story, inspired by the hundreds of stories that have been shared with me. Paige’s voice came through me – she is everything we don’t talk about. Stories that often can’t be told to protect children, which unfortunately also protects the cockheads who cause us all that pain.

Separated women are often crucified and burnt, sadly something that isn’t new to women. But shock, horror motherfuckers – we rise and become the flames of that very fire. Sometimes you just have to rebuild yourself from the ground up to find out who you really are – and that is where the magic happens.

You are going to be okay.


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patricia h.
Australia Australia
Happy ever...**** that

I don’t often read books but I read this book from front to back in 2 days. I’ll purchase your other books in due time.

jess m.
Australia Australia
happily ever..... **** that

i brought this book as a gift to a friend whom is about to get divorced . i did read a little myself and what i did read i loved it it was so real and i think the world needs a little more real these days i definitely think it’s worth every cent well done

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Marlene C.
Australia Australia
Book review

Luv’d this book. Read it in one night. First book that I have ever read that is half fiction half non fiction. Totally Awrs.. C.H. Is definitely on a winner combination here.

Jodie F.
Australia Australia
Eyes wide open!

I got more out of this book than I could ever have imagined! It came at just the right time in my life. I could not put it down! So many ‘aha’ moments. Understanding the ‘narcissist’ has set me free from years of trauma. It helped put so many ‘things’ into perspective and made me realise what a strong woman I am. I also read Like a Queen and loved it! Thank you Con

Lucinda B.
Australia Australia
F**king Ah-mazing

This book is the best, whether you are going through a break up, divorce or just having what the **** am I doing with this Muppet, you realise you aren't the only person. Thank you Con for the truthfulness and the honesty that this book brings. Reading this book has you laughing and then in tears then ***. But seriously worth every cent.