Happily Ever... Fuck That

233 reviews

Ever thought you were going to grow old with someone and then boom, they’re gone? The inner fuckwit is exposed, the midlife crisis hits, the grass was greener, or the other pussy seemed sweeter.

Sucks doesn’t it? Rips your entire being open. You cry so many tears that you’re too dehydrated to piss for a week. Money, happiness, security, family – all gone, just like that. What the hell just happened?

I feel like I’ve spent half my life talking to divorced women. They would tell me their stories while I cut their hair, and then later they would share their experiences on my blog. One day I became a divorced woman myself, and the one thing we all had in common? After the biggest storm in our lives came the sweetest sunshine.

Happily Ever… Fuck That is a guide that will help you through your significant separation, the lowest of the lows and the eventual highs.

Paige Turner is a fictional story woven throughout the book. I used fiction to tell a true story, inspired by the hundreds of stories that have been shared with me. Paige’s voice came through me – she is everything we don’t talk about. Stories that often can’t be told to protect children, which unfortunately also protects the cockheads who cause us all that pain.

Separated women are often crucified and burnt, sadly something that isn’t new to women. But shock, horror motherfuckers – we rise and become the flames of that very fire. Sometimes you just have to rebuild yourself from the ground up to find out who you really are – and that is where the magic happens.

You are going to be okay.

Con

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28/04/2021
Angela W.
New Zealand New Zealand
Thank you Queen

I bought this book for my recently separated best friend but confess I read it first. Inspiring and intimate sharings from Constance Hall. Stellar advice and insightful wisdoms. Thank you Queen Constance ***

RF
07/03/2021
RACHAEL F.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Every Queen should have a copy!

Amazing book - scarily accurate and really helped me realise what a ******* my soon-to-be-ex was! Every Queen should have a copy of this book x

SB
22/02/2021
Shannon B.
Australia Australia
Beautiful book!

Having already purchased and devoured Constance's other 2 books, I can't wait to get through the newest one!

SC
16/01/2021
Susannah C.
Australia Australia
Happily Ever ... f that

Amazing I couldn’t have loved this book more! It made me cry it made me say **** yes & I walked away feeling uplifted & empowered & not alone

PH
16/01/2021
patricia h.
Australia Australia
Happy ever...**** that

I don’t often read books but I read this book from front to back in 2 days. I’ll purchase your other books in due time.